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The Truth about Cocks

February 15th, 2013

Claire says:

“You know if you really think about it, everything is a bit like that horse-meat scandal in Europe! You never know what you gonna get. It says beef on the tin, it has horse inside!

Same goes for Valentine’s Day. You get flowers, but maybe what you’re actually getting is an apology for being a double-crossing bastard. Like my twin sister always says ‘Never trust a cock’, and she should know it, she almost got pecked to death by one on the farmyard! See, now there goes a dick for a cock!

So I just bought myself a roll of toiletpaper with hearts printed on it! So whenever I have been to the toilet I can remind myself that when it says ‘heart’ on the tin, there might be crap inside!

Ta-daa!”

  • Nicky Rock, R&B Bassist

    Funny, but: For me that sounds (too much) like ‘the GOOD, the BAD (& maybe the Ugly?)’. Like yesterdays Leone’s & todays Tarrantino’s stuff. Maybe life & relations are GREY on the balance sheet – neither white nor BLACK? ((But as I’m recovering from eye surgery – I do not see things clearly for the time being – regards to your best critique…! :-))

    • Working Beauty

      I see what you mean Nicky :-) And I agree, Claire can be very black and white… But as with everything it has to be seen with a pinch of salt… But hey, I recently watched an asian western called “The Good, The Bad and The Weird”… (We don’t like UGLY here at Working BEAUTY)…!

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