Red ponders:

“Oh how I hate the fact that it’s Monday again!?

And I was thinking, what if I got really really rich. You know, like finding a diamond pooping cat, a precious gas farting shammoth or something like that… then I would not care about Mondays at all, in fact, every Monday would just be another Sunday… EVERY day would be Sunday…

Yes! That would be … hmmm… quite boring and empty!

Oh you horrid Monday, you complete me!”