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Archive for the ‘Red Mondays’ category

Silver Lining Monday

March 25th, 2013

Red : “Oh I woke up this morning and I felt really good! Soon I will be able to go back to the office and meet all my colleagues again. My dog Holly is excited too, …Above all I re-activated my credit card and I can finally support the economy … Oh a day full […]

Red Monday Sadness

March 18th, 2013

Red sobs: “Sadness is the emotion linked with loss… and I am very sad today for in a way we have lost our dear Molly… But no sadness will last as long as the joy that she’s found her place!  I will still miss her but while there’s no facebook, phone or twitter that will […]

Red Monday Shock

March 11th, 2013

Red says: “We’re all a bit in shock because of the showdown yesterday! Adding to that, Claire is out of her mind because she’s ran out of cigarettes. Isobel is in tears because now that she finally had the courage to come out to her mom, she lost her to prison. According to the radio-news, […]

Red Monday Sick

March 4th, 2013

Rescue Mission Monday

February 25th, 2013

From: Lily.Nuts-Cracker@workingbeauty.com To: Sarah@unemployed.com Subject: Re: Monday Rescue Hey Sarah, I’m sorry to hear about your recurring Monday nightmare and also that you cannot bear to get on a plane again. So yes indeed my lovely husband (attached please see pictures of my ring) is in the army. I asked him to use his connections […]

Time Difference Red Monday

February 18th, 2013

Red goes: “And when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I found out that Mondays start even earlier than most of the rest of the world here in Australia! … Well, good news is they end earlier… but it still makes for 24 hours of agony! Oh I wished I was a koala and slept […]

Red Monday Purpose

February 11th, 2013

Red meditates: “After just having had a near death experience by travelling and landing in Australia, one does think about the purpose of it all… We brought Molly to the facility where she fulfills her purpose of creating retrograde gas. The gas’ purpose is to mend climate change and build up the ozone layer again…  […]

Come crash with us!

February 4th, 2013

Red Packing Monday

January 28th, 2013

From: sarah.red.vigynski@homeoffice.com To: support@crashair.com Subject: Re: Re: Luggage Allowance Dear Crashair Thank you for your response, however I do not understand why my request was not solved! I do not think it is necessary to call me “someone who needs to rethink her packing” or that comments like “you will realize that your wardrobe needs […]

Red Utopic Monday

January 21st, 2013

Red ponders: “Oh how I hate the fact that it’s Monday again!? And I was thinking, what if I got really really rich. You know, like finding a diamond pooping cat, a precious gas farting shammoth or something like that… then I would not care about Mondays at all, in fact, every Monday would just […]

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