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Archive for the ‘Red Mondays’ category

Red Monday Photo

June 10th, 2013

Red goes: “If you would have to make a photo of what a Monday feels like, what would you photograph? A photo that should represent the essence of a Monday. The spirit of the day! For me it is quite simple… I’d make a photo of roadkill!”    

Fantastic Red Monday

June 3rd, 2013

Red goes: “You know Monday could be the first day of a journey. A fantastic voyage through the week! … A day that opens up an adventure, a day that invites you to start a week afresh with the eyes of a curious traveller, ready to explore the possibilities the week will bring… It could […]

Cloud Atlas Red Monday

May 27th, 2013

Red goes: “Sometimes I stand there at the bus-stop with my MP3-Player plugged in, listening to a girl band like Girls Aloud, wondering how THEY get to be famous instead of me, … you know… chilling…. waiting for the bus to arrive… this kind of moment when you are one with yourself and the universe […]

Red Monday of the Sea

May 20th, 2013

Red ponders: “Sometimes when you see those boats or ships, they do have some funny names. Like ‘Princess of the Sea’, ‘The Golden Seahorse’ or something… I wonder if anyone ever named their boat after Monday. Like ‘The unbearable Monday’ or ‘Monday of Terror’… Hmmm,…. I am sure you’re all going to google that one […]

Worse than Red Monday?

May 13th, 2013

Red goes: “You know… I was recently thinking if there’s a day that is worse than a monday… my first reaction was no, but then, after some reflection I realized it would be horrible if there was a day when all shops are closed… but thankfully, we can do global online shopping ANY time… phew… […]

Red Monday Survival

May 6th, 2013

Red thinks: “It really is NOT survival of the fittest anymore in this world, is it? Or how would you explain why a day like Monday survived?!”    

Talkative Red Monday

April 29th, 2013

Red mumbles: “I am not a morning person, I am not a Monday person… so go talk to someone else!”

Red Monday Away

April 22nd, 2013

Red moans: “Okay, this Monday is the worst! Why? Because it’s the day of the week that’s farthest away from Sunday! And that’s bad because on Sunday we will show you the epic Showgirls parody! It’s campier, it’s funnier… and it shows you what the movie was really about! Starring Reddy Malone and Claire Connors! […]

Red Memory Monday

April 15th, 2013

Red remembers: “Mondays have always been terrible! My first day in day-care was a Monday. My first day in kindergarten was a Monday. My first day in school was a MONDAY! How hard is it to understand that I do NOT like change, unless it’s got sequins and matching feather-boa!? Walking down memory lane is […]

Wizard of Monday

April 8th, 2013

Red says: “If I was Dorothy Gale and I would get to the land of Oz by means of a hurricane (or a Boeing or something), then I would ask the big and mighty wizard for one thing: get rid of Mondays! But who cares in Oz about Mondays anyway… they’re not working… lazy buggars!”

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