“I wonder what people will say a hundred years from now? Will humanity honour the heroes of the big alien war? Who will be the heroes?? And who will fall?
And at this point, are we even allowed to ask if this is all even necessary?
No, let’s not even think about THAT, it’s Friday after all!”
What’s with all the cleavage?
Someone once said that I draw nice cleavage… And I often ask myself why?! And by all means maybe I have to face the Freudian truth:
Do I have Boob Envy?
What do you think? And now, slow, don’t judge! It is perfectly fine for men to have penis envy (according to Sigmund Freud) but why shouldn’t it be fine for a woman to have boob envy? And the nerve… to talk about it!?
I used to like the band “Army of Lovers”. Because of the Boobs! I couldn’t get enough of them! And now as I grow older and wiser, and realise that my breasts won’t grow anymore, I notice I feel slightly envious of women with bigger breasticles! I mean, c’mon, I hate Monica Bellucci! I despise Sofia Vergara! Oh my, I tell you, if I had the funds… I swear!
No but joking aside. I do try to channel my psychological traumas into my artistic work, and that also results in… cleavage on display! I just love to hate, and hate to love cleavage! And am I allowed to say that as a woman? I often feel repressed about that, and I thought, why not just let it out!… Yes I have Boob Envy! My name is Aldona and I got Boob Envy! What a relief!?
What is it that you are envious of in other people?
Tell me about it! Really curious!
This is not a feminist statement by the way! Just a human notion, thank you!
“So now we are still on our way to our offices… I know, it is just a couple blocks, but have you ever tried to walk a couple blocks with high heels?
Well it could all be worse… it could be Monday!”
“You want to know what I think about guns?…
One could argue that we invented the gun to defend ourselves. But then we are defending ourselves from our own kind… Millions of humans die from guns, now I don’t think any animal species kills their own kind to the same extent, just because they have a different coloured fur or they don’t like their snout, or something similarly moronic… can you see where I am going with this?…
Goes to prove that humans are indeed morons… !”
“As we are on the way to our offices, I am curious what is going on over there! I hope Pratt and Hank are not up to anything stupid, after all the world’s fate depends on all of us now…
And so with my wandering mind, I even forgot that it’s Monday today.
Maybe all is turning for the better now?”